Top 10 True Blood Hit List

11, Jun, 2010 3 Comments

A most unusual guest Top 10 from Hallow Stonebrook aka Werewitch Hallow. A list of the Top 10 True Blood characters from the witches perspective. Now that’s not something you come across every day!

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Hallows Top 10 True Blood Hit List

(Those who will feel the touch of darkness as written in the journals of Marnie Stonebrook.)

Eric Northman : Vampire, Sheriff of Area 5 in Louisiana, Co-owner of Fangtasia. First I wanted his business, but now I want so much more. Eventually he’ll see how CHARMING I can be. I don’t care who or what gets burned along the path I take to acquiring him. In fact, it is my hope that many shall suffer.

Pam Ravenscroft : Vampire, Eric Northman’s second-in-command, Co-owner of Fangtasia…and infuriating bitch. She thinks to thwart me from gaining that which I seek. It will be a cherished gift unto me to destroy her in a very soul-sucking and painful way. But not before she sees, through her own undead eyes, my ultimate victory.

Alcide Herveaux : Werewolf, member of Longtooth pack in Shreveport. It is unfortunate that he’ll suffer for what others of the supernatural community have done (or not done as is the case) to my family. But I’ve never been one to dwell on whether my malevolent intent is misplaced. He’ll pay for crimes against my own…and perhaps serve me when I have what I desire.

Sookie Stackhouse : Telepathic human, Waitress at Merlotte’s in Bon Temps. As if her inherent GOODNESS was not enough to make me writhe in disgust, she will invoke my wrath by aiding Eric Northman. There is no measure to my displeasure. She, too, will suffer from the darkness I will blanket this community with.

Chow : Vampire, Bartender at Fangtasia. His loyalty to Eric Northman and Pam Ravenscroft bring him to my attention. But his antagonism and insidious comments have ignited my ire. I’ll toy with him because it pleases me greatly to do so. And then I will destroy and defile him as no other before him.

Ginger : Human, Waitress at Fangtasia. The poor, poor dear. Have you ever tortured someone just for the sake of torturing someone? No? Then that is what perhaps sets me apart from society. Just seeing her creates a need inside me that festers and oozes until it boils over into action. I want to tie her in knots of sheer agony. And I will.

The Magister : Vampire, Adjudicator for vampires. His power and authority alone are enough to attract my malignant attention. Sometimes it is simply enjoyable to match wits and creative punishment skills with another like-minded individual. Unfortunately for the Magister, I always come out on top. And I like it there.

Holly Cleary : Human, Waitress at Merlotte’s, Wiccan. Upon arrival in Shreveport, my brother Mark and I seek to gather local witches to join in our dominance and power. Sadly, Holly does not subscribe to my school of evil. And that will be her undoing. Have I mentioned that I adore making my enemy’s loved ones suffer as well?

Charles Twining : Vampire, Bartender at Fangtasia. My unique dealings with this former pirate have placed us in an unlikely relationship of business partners. My use and dealing of Vampire blood, known as the drug V, have made me “enlightened” and him a wealthier vampire. But anyone who does business with me will most likely learn that I serve only myself…and my Master. He will be eliminated when I am through with him.

Hot Rain : Vampire, Maker of Longshadow. This cynic has been unfortunate to cross my path through my dealings with Charles Twining. He makes a fabulous occasional lover and tastes like heaven. But his usefulness will one day come to an end. After all, why waste all that ancient delightful blood just to have an ally which one day will no longer be needed? I’m sure I’ll enjoy him thoroughly as I deliver him to Hell.